I have so many relatively sexy photos of myself from sexting that asshole in Ohio who is too busy next week to see me and all I want to do is post them online but that seems like a bad idea.
Older person on Facebook:
Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
Rupert Graves is going to be in an episode of Doctor Who this season. Benedict Cumberbatch is in the new Star Trek Movie. Christopher Eccleston is gonna be the villain in Thor 2.
Let’s not forget Martin freeman playing the Bilbo Baggins
The biggest, most giant amalgam in existence. This outta be good.
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.